The Elk
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Misanthrope |
| Location | Anytown, USA |
| Introduction | "A Proverb is one man's wit and all men's Wisdom..." Lord John Russell |
| Interests | Instigation of General Mayhem, Travel, Golf, Ice Hockey, Good Music a Good book and a Good Brew |
| Favorite Movies | In No Particular Order: The Quiet Man, Father Goose, The Maltese Falcon, The Third Man, Hopscotch, Shaun of the Dead, Hear My Song, The Thief Who Came to Dinner, Goldfinger, Caddyshack, Death Race 2000, Slap shot Food of the Gods, Casablanca |
| Favorite Music | Oasis, Pogues, Replacements, Beautiful South, Neko Case, Iggy, Clash, Husker Du, Don Ho, REM |
| Favorite Books | Woody Cisco and Me - Jim Longhi, Shelby Footes Civil War Narratives, The Boys on the Bus - Tim Crouse, The Great Shark Hunt - Hunter S. Thompson, Rules for Radicals - Saul Alinsky |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Violated......