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| Introduction | Never glum, always cheerful, he bends others to his will by sheer force of personality. Friend to those who have no friends, enemy of those who make him their enemy, he is a strapping six-footer whose piercing blue eyes have the power to cloud men's minds. Also, he once worked in a hardware store. Now, having found that his unique abilities are no longer valued by the commercial concerns of this once great nation, he sits silently in his sanctum sanctorum, joined only by his concubine and faithful animal companions and ponders his next move. Beware. |
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| Interests | digestion, respiration, procrastination. |