Duke Buckinald Fenton Stevens III, LL.D, BBQ, DCP
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
| Occupation | Rabble-Rouser and Pencil Fighting Instructor |
| Location | North Gobi Desert, District of Foolishness, Tunisia |
| Introduction | What more is there to know if you have not read "Everything Anyone Wanted To Know About Duke Buckinald Fenton Stevens III, LL.D, BBQ, DCP, But Were Ashamed to Ask On a Blog Website." written under my pen name of Archbishop Carl Rumshuckle Jr. Pick it up on www.Amazon.com or from any homeless person in NYC whom smells of cow feces and tells you he is the son of a fax machine |
| Interests | I enjoy synchronized under water basket weaving, Beard-Mustache championships, attending squat thrust competitions and gyms that allow me to observe non competitive thrusting, I recently was awarded first runner up, in the World Finals only Losing to my most esteemed, and well hung writing partner who has thighs like a mighty redwood, meaning they are covered in thick bark and are climbed by men in flannel track suits, An honor I would never take from the chap, Sometimes I am known to lose interest in my small pets and give them to strangers, then later I request their return, its a habit of mine I am a recovering Indian giver and I cannot stop myself, I am in the midst of a 12000 step program to help break the cycle, Lastly my true love for this life, as I call it is adventuring to far off lands, and experiencing as many women as I can |
| Favorite movies | An Inconvenient Spooge starring Al Engorged, Harry Porker and the Taintlet of Fire starring Dick Dickrod, Good Night and Good Fuck starring Pussy Fuckstick, |
| Favorite music | Horrid horrid and even more so horribly horrible, Its the devils work the musical abomination!, It's a hodgepodge of clanging of random items and amplified muckity muck originating from the lowest levels of damnation, (I do like Fergi though) |
| Favorite books | Cunnilingus for Dummies, Cliff notes version of the Starr Report, Transcripts from every single episode of Dr Phill, So Your Mother Caught You Jerking Off With A Belt Around Your Neck and Wearing Her Pantyhose: a nearly true story by Brandon Brown, How Not To Get Caught Jerking Off With A Belt Around Your Neck While Wearing Your Mother's Pantyhose: a travelers tale by Brandon Brown's Mother |