Danger.McKay
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | Pirate |
| Location | Uganda |
| Introduction | Some refer to me as Ranger Danger Douglas. To others I am Dr. Lundegard, and there are those on the open seas who know me as Cap'n Hook-Back-o-Neck!, exclamation mark included. When I'm not prowling in the bushes or lurking in alleyways waiting to pounce on unsuspecting passersby, I partake in a variety of unusual activities. I'm a fan of swashbuckling, as long as there is something to be gained and the odds are in my favor. When these criteria are not evident, I usually run away, or fly if my need is dire. [All the ladies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy]. I was created in Uganda as a result of a scientific experiment. When I was rejected for making everybody else around me look bad, I weighed anchor in Canada, where my plans for global domination could be realized. There is no doubt that in the future, I am to be a great and powerful ruler. Also, after years of inner turmoil, I have decided which way I prefer to cut my toast. |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
Ask it nicely. If this fails, apply force as necessary. If this fails, threaten to kill the water's family.