Dan
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| Gender | Male |
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| Industry | Student |
| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I'm 18, hopefully just about to go to university. Life is filled with either work, or the wasting of time on doing nothing. There are only 3 things you actually need to know about me. 1. I'm massive. 2. I'm not actually Irish/scottish/russian I just like speaking in those accents. 3. If I tell you about music, it means I like you. |
| Interests | Music, Comedy, Politics, Judo, Except when they come together in some kind of horrid milkshake. |
| Favorite music | Cake, Smashing Pumpkins, Lou Reed, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, Roxy Music, Steely Dan, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, David Bowie, The White Stripes, Garbage, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, Jeff Beck, Nick Cave, King Crimson, Interpol, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Manic Street Preachers, Belle and Sebastian, British Sea Power, Massive Attack, Sigur Ros, Portishead, The Smiths, Echo and the Bunnymen, Bloc Party, Vampire Weekend, Peter Bjorn and John, MGMT, My Bloody Valentine, The Flaming Lips, REM, The Stone Roses, The Velvet Underground, Elbow, Joy Division, TV on the Radio, Fleet Foxes, The Verve, Franz Ferdinand, The Pixies, Mogwai, Beck, Sonic Youth, The Arcade Fire, Neutral Milk Hotel, DJ Shadow, Of Montreal, Pulp, Modest Mouse, Animal Collective, Sufjan Stevens |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Relieved. Yet horrified, it's best friend, the apple has been desecrated, yet it survives to live another day. The feelings of guilt will eventually drive it over the edge. Into insanity. It will begin to question the existence of sentient milkshakes.