Tubby Woman
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | It's called retail, and I'm a bookseller |
| Location | Pennsylvania, United States |
| Introduction | My name is Laura. I'm 26-years-old. I love cats and books and Asian ball-jointed dolls. I'm a nerd and I'm happily married to an equally nerdy husband. I'm 5'5" and weigh about 235/40. I have brown hair, bullshit brown eyes, and freckles. I also got a big ass, thick thighs, tubby fingers and toes, flabby arms, a round belly full of good food, and chipmunk cheeks that haven't gone away since I was 5. I will be buried with them, I am sure. |
| Interests | anime, books, crafting, dungeons and dragons, eating, fabulous flabs, games, helping others, ice cream, jokes, kicking ass, living, music, not being skinny, opportunities, pie, quality frienships, resin-asian-ball-jointed-dolls, sleeping, third eye blind, univeral acceptance, vitamins, wedding reality shows, x-rated books, young adult fiction, zombies |
| Favorite Movies | 28 Days Later, Day of the Dead, Children of Men, The Last King of Scotland, Beauty and the Beast, Silent Hill, Hot Fuzz, Zombieland, Princess Mononoke |
| Favorite Music | Third Eye Blind, UVERworld, Jpop/JRock, Korn, Five Finger Death Punch, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Three Days Grace, Fall Out Boy |
| Favorite Books | Anne of Green Gables, Retail Hell, Bitter is the New Black, Uglies, Land of Eleyon series, Fruits Basket, I Love You Beth Cooper, Watership Down, Natsume's Book of Friends |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
Nothing, he can have the whole fuckin' thing! I'm going back in line for a fourth time!