The Portly Gentleman in Aisle 5
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | Bottom Rung Law Student |
| Location | Semi Urban Environment, Midwest, United States |
| Introduction | I am fat, unemployed, lower middle class, and was bored or sadly disappointed with everything. Cynical optimism gets me through the night, but law school is killing me. I put hot sauce on everything and live in a town were mayo is not a condiment, it's a lifeline. |
| Interests | Emo, Emo, Emo! |
| Favorite movies | Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, There Will Be Blood, Juno, Highlander, Star Wars, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Superbad, Dances With Wolves, the Shining, Night of the Living Dead, Spies Like Us, Ghostbusters, Dr. Strangelove, The World According to Garp, A Very Long Engagement, Pan's Labyrinth, Anchorman, Silence of the Lambs, Blazing Saddles, Raiders of the Lost Ark, the list goes on through oblivion and into an eternity owned soley by 20th Century Fox. |
| Favorite books | Fat White Vampire Blues, The Old Man and the Sea, The Cantebury Tales, The Pickwick Papers, The Great Gatsby, The Bible, The Necronomicon, Ti-86 reports, Suicide notes of famous pets, train timetables |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Too busy being killed with fire.