Puck
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | booze warrior |
| Location | birminghell, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | while being an insomniac and fledging alcoholic writer isn't the most original thing in the world, it's a pretty accurate description. Everyone around me has started to get mortgages and babies, I have a few books, a skeleton marionette and a mind half full of rapidly decaying memory's. |
| Interests | showering in the dark, headaches, falling in love with strangers, empty pubs with a good book, jumping up and down with rage while watching the news, stabbing, leaving, cheap energy drinks, archery |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
in the years after my death a great sadness will descend on the nation smothering the mood like a duvet in the summer, eventually a memorial will be erected made of frozen virgin tears and icing sugar and people will laugh again.