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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation booze warrior
Location birminghell, United Kingdom
Introduction while being an insomniac and fledging alcoholic writer isn't the most original thing in the world, it's a pretty accurate description. Everyone around me has started to get mortgages and babies, I have a few books, a skeleton marionette and a mind half full of rapidly decaying memory's.
Interests showering in the dark, headaches, falling in love with strangers, empty pubs with a good book, jumping up and down with rage while watching the news, stabbing, leaving, cheap energy drinks, archery

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

in the years after my death a great sadness will descend on the nation smothering the mood like a duvet in the summer, eventually a memorial will be erected made of frozen virgin tears and icing sugar and people will laugh again.