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Introduction	Hey, I’m Candz. They once tried to pray demons out of me. Turned out, I wasn’t possessed — I was just dating one. I’m a sarcasm-fueled phoenix. I’ve turned every emotional hellfire into roast material. My talents include boundary enforcement, red flag collection, and translating Word Salad into plain English. If you’ve ever cried mid-scroll, overanalyzed a message, or re-read an “apology” that blamed you — pull up a chair (preferably not Chair 2). You’re home now. We don’t heal quietly here. We heal loudly, sarcastically, and with Wi-Fi receipts.

Gender

Female

Introduction

Hey, I’m Candz. They once tried to pray demons out of me. Turned out, I wasn’t possessed — I was just dating one. I’m a sarcasm-fueled phoenix. I’ve turned every emotional hellfire into roast material. My talents include boundary enforcement, red flag collection, and translating Word Salad into plain English. If you’ve ever cried mid-scroll, overanalyzed a message, or re-read an “apology” that blamed you — pull up a chair (preferably not Chair 2). You’re home now. We don’t heal quietly here. We heal loudly, sarcastically, and with Wi-Fi receipts.