Brandon "Itchy" Taint
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
| Occupation | Coon huntin' |
| Location | St. Barbie, Californ-ya, United States |
| Interests | Jack Daniels |
| Favorite movies | Pride and Prejudice |
| Favorite music | Crucial Conflict |
| Favorite books | TV Guide |
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
"Get Back to Work: The Story of My Lazy House Staff"