humouroceros

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About me

Gender Male
Location Canada
Introduction Imagine a clumsy bull in a china shop. Now laugh at it. Repeat.
Interests Writing dumb stuff, taking dumb pictures, pretending I still go to the gym, cooking, reading, guy stuff except for sports and porn
Favorite Movies To Kill A Mockingbird, A Christmas Carol (w Alastar Sim), American Hardcore, Star Wars (all of them), Lord Of The Rings, Fargo, No Country For Old Men, The Big Lebowski, Animal House, Monty Python's Holy Grail, The Life Of Brian, Downfall, Hot Fuzz, Predator I & II, Alien (the first three), The Big Dirty, Sean Of The Dead, M*A*S*H*, King Rat, King Kong (1933 & 2005), Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Godfather, Battle Of Britain, Jackass 1 & 2 & 3, Back To The Future (all three), 2001: A Space Odyssey, And Now For Something Completely Different, A Fish Called Wanda, Independence Day, Casino Royale (both of them), Moon, District Nine, American Grafitti
Favorite Music Straight edge thrash hardcore, DOA, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Dag Nasty, the Blasters, Pointed Sticks, the Subhumans (Canada), RHCP, The Rollins Band, Rage Against The Machine, Dead Kennedys, The Jam, The Toadies, Fugazi, Metallica, Pointed Sticks, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, Jane's Addiction, The Who, ZZ Top, Ramones, Ministry, Jello Biafra, Exodus, Damageplan, Slayer, Rob Zombie, Captain Tractor, Pantera, Velvet Revolver, Monster Magnet, Ron Wood, Teenage Head, Dire Straits, CCR, White Zombie, Slipknot, Faces, The Police, Marilyn Manson, AC/DC, Live, The Pretenders, Godsmack, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Bad Religion, Nirvana, JOhnny Cash, Great Big Sea, Hellyeah, The Pogues, Cara Luft, Modernettes, Shane MacGowan and the Popes, The Traveling Wilburys, Van Halen, The Stooges, Jimi Hendrix, The Hives, The Minutemen, Gob, Rush, MDC, 7 Seconds, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Bad Brains, Iggy Pop
Favorite Books To Kill A Mockingbird, Animal Farm, American Hardcore, The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, The Dummies Guide To Satan, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in five parts), Dirk Gently, Fanatic!, I Shithead, 1984, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, The Ladies Of Grace Adieu, The Historian, Dance Of Days, Finn, Requiem For A Dream, No Country For Old Men, On The Road, The Taqwacores, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Allah Is Not Obliged, Brideshead Revisited, Unspun, Philosophers Without Gods, Gonzo, The God Delusion, SS-GB, The Pope Of Greenwich Village, Piece Of Cake, Lion Of Ireland, Slaughterhouse - Five, The Screwtape Letters, All Quiet On The Western Front, The Lord Of The Rings, Get In The Van, The Road, Lion Of Ireland, A Prayer For Owen Meany, A Clockwork Orange, Fury's Hour, Spartacus, Sherlock Holmes, Jurrasic Park, Moby Dick, The Twelve Caesars, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Animal House, No Irish - No Blacks - No Dogs, The Clash: Before And After, The Time Machine, A Scientific Romance, Punk Love, His Dark Materials, The Kite Runner, Attack, Reclaiming History, King Rat, The Road, Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, Angela's Ashes, Get In The Van, Shogun, Londonstani, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Godfather, The Lord Of The Rings, The Harry Potter series, The Commitments (and The Snapper and The Van), Trainspotting (and Glue and Porno)

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