Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Location	United States
Introduction	Don't ask me no questions, and I won't tell you no lies.
Interests	EATING. I have no metabolism. Infact, if you could count your metabolism on a number line you'd find mine somewhere around (-)infinity.
Favorite movies	Documentaries and crappy movies with has-been D-list movie stars.
Favorite music	Vanilla Ice, Cher, Milli Vanilli, Prince, Boy George and Celine Dion.
Favorite books	Romance novels ... especially ones that involve phrases liek, "Reginald glanced over at Isabelle with a mischievous grin, and she couldn't help but glance down at his quivering member."

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

SPORK ... it's a spoon [AND] a fork, PLASTIC and microwave safe and kid-friendly. Could you not ask for anything as wonderful as this? Bless the person who invented the spork, they are MY hero.