Gordon and Warren
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Propagandist |
| Location | Canada |
| Introduction | I went for a walk with Jesus once. My grandma was such a rotten kid that her parents dumped her on the streets. My boys are great, no thanks to my poor parenting. I only speak English and have no facility for learning languages. I suck at dodgeball and prefer effete sports like cricket. I am a high-school drop-out. I have pedestrian taste in books and music. Thanks to family money, I have spent my life drifting, which qualifies me well to expound harsh right-wing views about the world. In keeping with my effete, gutless nature, I like teeny delicate little things like shells and insects. I have many, many other interests, all of which are excruciatingly dull and reveal me to be a pompous, self-absorbed cretin. |
| Interests | Myself, Jesus, myself, homosexuals, George W Bush, myself, Iraq, Catholicism, Iran. |
| Favorite books | Any obscure-sounding title that I can name drop in my columns, thereby making my generally undereducated audience imagine that I am somehow a man of letters. |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Because it would be vaguely homosexualist to swim naked, and as I may have mentioned, I am not a homosexual.