Gender	Male
Industry	Education
Location	Kent, United Kingdom
Introduction	Hi I am married and have 4 kids - 2 boys(16 and 21), a girl (18) and another daughter who died in 2005 at the age of 17. My hobbies are wargaming and playing guitar (6 string electric and 4, 5, 8 string and fretless bass). I love spoof movies, which the kids call "Dad's stupid films" (but that doesn't stop they buying me new ones!).
Interests	Wargaming, music, family, military history.
Favorite movies	Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, any dumb spoof movies such as Galaxy Quest.
Favorite music	Classic heavy Rock, Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, etc, Tenacious D, The Darkness.
Favorite books	Disc World books, plus books related to interests.

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

OUT NOW - THE MOST DEPRESSING ALBUM OF THE YEAR, FROM JOHNNY NO-MATES! BUY IT NOW BEFORE WE RECYCLE IT!