Gender	Male
Industry	Tourism
Occupation	Writer
Location	Houston, Texas, United States
Introduction	A character from the epic Mabinogion, whose tendency to bash heads first and ask questions later leads to a terrible war between England and Ireland. Also, a modern-day, kind of high-maintenance Witch living in Houston, Texas. He can often be found not keeping his mouth shut and taking extreme creative liberties with What Really Happened.
Interests	Mythology, Folklore, Outdoorsy Stuff, Naturism, Hoodoo, Herbalism, Brujeria, Witchcraft, Wicca, NeoPaganism, Geomancy, Radical Faeries, Spokenword Poetry, Performance Poetry, B-Rated Horror Movies, Camping, Kvetching
Favorite movies	The Wicker Man, Bell Book and Candle, Bound, Little Shop of Horrors, Love! Valour! Compassion!, Boys on the Side, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, Zero Patience, Reefer Madness, The Witches, Practical Magic, Run Lola Run, The Skeleton Key, Four Rooms, The Ref, Stigmata, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Angel Heart
Favorite music	October Project, Social Distortion, They Might Be Giants, Erasure, Solas, The Chieftans, Outback, Baka Beyond, Ella Fitzgerald, Dreamtrybe, Dar Williams, Ani DiFranco, Castalia, Vicki Burns, Michael Bublé, The Ditty Bops, Ashley MacIsaac, Loreena McKennitt, ABBA, Morrissey, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Queen Latifah, Rusted Root, k.d. lang, Tori Amos, Concrete Blonde
Favorite books	Maybe the Moon, Screening Party, Bell Book and Murder, Blue Heaven, Putting on the Ritz, Barrel Fever, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Another Roadside Attraction, Jitterbug Perfume, Skinny Legs and All, How to Heal the Hurt by Hating, Witchcraft Today, Archaic Revival, The Curious Sofa, Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me, That's Mr. Faggot to You, Bite Hard, Dykes to Watch Out For

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Unperforated.