squirrl
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Student |
| Location | Mid-Atlantic, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a student in the US. I like bacon. That's it. |
| Interests | Video games, politicians, idiots making stupid mistakes (oops put that one down already) |
| Favorite Music | Friday by Rebecca Black (great parody fodder) |
| Favorite Books | Transcendant Man |
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
Honeydew is the money melon because Bill Gates eats nothing but. Except gold-encrusted omelets made of diamond eggs and ruby paprika and pearl salt and sapphire pepper and served to him on a silver platter with the Microsoft logo on it. By a robot.