Ken Colwell

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Industry Student
Occupation AEP
Location Ithaca, NY, United States
Introduction My little sister once said of me, "He's like a big bundle of confidence wrapped up with a smile, and the smile's not even that good." Guess she was just having a bad day because I'm pretty great. I'm a college student majoring in lying to large crowds of people (by way of introducing myself), singing syllables like "ba" and "dum" along with a bunch of similarly-minded men, and being confident. I recently started drinking a lot of espresso and spending time in the library updating profiles instead of writing papers. The phrase "I hate you" is directed to me at least once a day, usually by women, but I think I'm charming and attractive. By the way, this profile used to claim I was a cannibal--if you are a member of a law enforcement agency, please take that in jest, and if you're not, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Interests 0.1%, 4.8%, 12.9%, 20.0%
Favorite Music Cayuga's Waiters