Clamidia Staines
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Agony Aunt & Sexpert |
| Introduction | Hi Darlings! Welcome to my site. My army of fans are always asking about me - who I am, what experiences I've had and how did I acquire my deep understanding of how you tick. I'm an experienced lady, more so than most. I have lived a full and active life which puts me in the privileged position of advising you on yours. I love sex and am always keen to experiment with new things, in new places and with new people and / or things. I also have a deep interest in pyschology, even though I've never even studied it or read anything about it at all - sometimes you just know! |
| Interests | Sex, chocolate, shopping, champagne, cocktails, shopping, chocolate, shopping and sex |
| Favorite Movies | Pretty Woman, Notting Hill, Ghost, Bridget Jones (1 & 2), Debbie Does Dallas |
| Favorite Music | Anything sexy especially by Barry White |
| Favorite Books | Erotic mags and posh literature, Hello Magazine, Jackie Collins and Classic Greek Books. |
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