Miles the Terrible

My blogs

Gender	Male
Occupation	sleeper, eater, human-disdainer
Location	Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction	Okay, people, listen up. You want to know this. And if you don’t, get off my blog! My name is Miles the Terrible. I was given my name in two parts. I was originally named after Miles Davis, one of history’s rare non-loser humans. My male human thought I might be a "jazz cat". Too bad, loser. Metal rules! "The Terrible" came from my U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V-A-B-L-E ability to manhandle and mutilate mice. You should see me at work. I’m great. What else do you need to know? Just look in the mirror, and then take a look at me. You’re a loser, and I’m awesome. Now that you realize how much you need me, you’ll probably ask me for some advice. So go ahead. Send me your stupid questions. I’ll get around to answering them when I feel like it.
Interests	me, sleep, food, soft places, warm places, heavy metal music, things that move, all things feline, not stupid humans, not loser humans, not most humans, not computers
Favorite Movies	What's a "movie"?
Favorite Music	Anything loud. Really.
Favorite Books	Huh?