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Location Philly, PA, United States
Introduction I'm here to read some books, make some jokes, and rape some cats.
Interests Football (how I hate the offseason), books, wine, reading books while drinking wine, quoting The Office and The Simpsons, cooking, doing crosswords in my pajamas, history, lunch breaks at the library, reading everything I can get my hands on about movies, badger sex
Favorite Movies The Big Lebowski, High Fidelity, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Pan's Labyrinth, Roxanne, The Goonies, Grosse Point Blank, Zero Effect, Poltergeist, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Little Children, Wordplay, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, 40 Year Old Virgin, Shaun of the Dead, The Great Muppet Caper, 12 Angry Men, Serenity, Microcosmos (bugs!), anything skewered by the MST3K robots, Talk to Her, Die Hard, Beetlejuice, Being John Malkovich, You Can Count on Me, Eternal Sunshine, In the Mood For Love (not porn), Midgets on Wheels (porn).
Favorite Music Radiohead, Bjork, Rilo Kiley, Beck, Arcade Fire, Kaiser Chiefs, Grant Lee Buffalo, Pink Floyd, Chili Peppers, PJ Harvey, Tom Petty, Sublime, Death Cab, Jack Johnson, Modest Mouse, Pearl Jam, The Shins, whichever random artists my much more knowledgable brother puts on my iPod
Favorite Books Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff and almost anything else by Christopher Moore, Devil in the White City (Erik Larson), Still Life with Woodpecker (Tom Robbins), Straight Man (Richard Russo), The Namesake (Jhumpa Lahiri), A Room With a View (EM Forster), The Road (Cormac McCarthy), Good Omens (Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchet), all of David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell, Crossing California (Adam Langer), The Secret History (Donna Tartt), About A Boy/High Fidelity (Nick Hornby), The Time Traveller's Wife (Audrey Niffenegger), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Shining, Skinny Dip (Carl Hiassen), Both A Simple Plan and The Ruins by Scott Smith, short stories by Amiee Bender or Alice Munro, and yes Harry Potter.