Mars

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Religion
Occupation	Thought Porn
Location	Memphis, TN, Azerbaijan
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	Although Beth and I maintain that our elopement was a semi-planned, whimsical expression of love, which was chosen because we believe it fit our personalities and sense of adventure, we nevertheless have a seemingly uphill battle in convincing others that it wasn't an act of desperation or duty. In light of this, I have realized the only way to affirm the fact that Beth is not, in fact, pregnant, is to chronicle the next nine months of her life in a blog. It will be a roller coaster ride of her not being sick in the morning, not being moody, not having random food cravings, not "showing," and not feeling it kick. Next April, this incredible, beautiful journey will culminate in her not giving birth, and her life will continue on as usual. We are looking forward to sharing our lack of progress with you, the reader. Thank you for your interest and support. Twitter @marsyall Music: @MarsHallYall

Chicken monkey shoes?

Yep.