Cali J
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | attorney |
| Introduction | Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect. |
| Interests | Learning how to understand women, cycling, tennis, computers, reading, smuggling things from Jamaica, oh and rhyming everything in sight with my name. |
| Favorite movies | Half-Baked, Steven Segal moives wait no that cant be right ah anything where Steven Segal dies, Any movie featuring Jamaicans in a positive light too often Americans view other cultures solely as sources of humor: hence all the asian jokes that permeate TV and movies. |
| Favorite music | "Lonely no more", "At last" by Etta James and "Use me up" by Bill Withers not all the bad modern versions |
| Favorite books | The Bible (hah didnt think about that did u), 3 Musketeers it was written by my great great great great ancestor. Seriously it is an awesome book, The William series by Richmal Crompton |
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
My enemies!