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Location	Colombo, Sri Lanka
Introduction	Male (this is the subject of some debate, but that's what it says on my birth certificate...). 40 years old (also the subject of debate: 70-year-old Scottish ladies tend to think I look 28; friends and loved ones think I have the physique of a 50-year-old; one of my personalities thinks I look 32, the other one thinks I look 45...). Schizophrenic (mildly, not in any sort of dangerous way). Tall, dark and...ahem... let’s just leave it and “tall and dark”, shall we?. Pear-shaped (and that's all we're saying on the subject of weight). Nice eyes (according to Fistupper - my Ramboesque, military-obsessed, determinedly heterosexual / doggedly homophobic College flat-mate, currently working as a Prison Warder at one of HM's finest). Tattooed: all ink currently hidden from view when clothed (I am paid to keep my clothes on) but that may change in due course. Kind-hearted, yet cruel; sardonic, yet sensitive; callous, but thin-skinned; loud and brash; shy and introspective; arrogant though utterly lacking in self-confidence; self-aware and self-doubting. Schizophrenic (not always dangerously). Nice smile, cheeky grin, chipped front tooth, currently working as a consultant (i.e. unemployed)

Location

Colombo, Sri Lanka

Introduction

Male (this is the subject of some debate, but that's what it says on my birth certificate...). 40 years old (also the subject of debate: 70-year-old Scottish ladies tend to think I look 28; friends and loved ones think I have the physique of a 50-year-old; one of my personalities thinks I look 32, the other one thinks I look 45...). Schizophrenic (mildly, not in any sort of dangerous way). Tall, dark and...ahem... let’s just leave it and “tall and dark”, shall we?. Pear-shaped (and that's all we're saying on the subject of weight). Nice eyes (according to Fistupper - my Ramboesque, military-obsessed, determinedly heterosexual / doggedly homophobic College flat-mate, currently working as a Prison Warder at one of HM's finest). Tattooed: all ink currently hidden from view when clothed (I am paid to keep my clothes on) but that may change in due course. Kind-hearted, yet cruel; sardonic, yet sensitive; callous, but thin-skinned; loud and brash; shy and introspective; arrogant though utterly lacking in self-confidence; self-aware and self-doubting. Schizophrenic (not always dangerously). Nice smile, cheeky grin, chipped front tooth, currently working as a consultant (i.e. unemployed)