Gender	Male
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Professional Human Being
Location	Beachmont, MA, United States
Introduction	Professional Human Being. Not a writer. Very excellent, you're welcome.
Interests	Comedy, Boston, riding my bike, books, basketball, Netflix, coffee
Favorite movies	good will hunting, forest gump, caddy shack, shaun of the dead
Favorite music	the lawrence arms, imogen heap, muse, radiohead, bouncing souls, foo fighters, between the buried and me
Favorite books	a clockwork orange, a people's history of the united states, pattern recognition, king lear

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

You will know when a lion has grown up because they will be too big to carry in your handbag.