Self-Pwn Jon

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Introduction I will make you self-pwn in a way you have never pwn-ed before. *Cue dramatic music*

The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?

I won't. Its not in the self-pwning hand book to stay a foot. I'd have to crumple on the floor in a movement of awesome self-pwnage before kicking the dudes crotch as he comes in to gloat. I rule.