Samsmama
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | 35 y/o mom to "Stink". Remarried to a guy who could do much better. Crap. Just realized I'm 36. Ah, double crap. It took Frank to point out that I'm 37. |
| Interests | Reality television. US Weekly. Blog stalking. Porn. |
| Favorite books | Anything by David Sedaris. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Similar to losing your virginity, I'd imagine.