My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Location	Woodlawn, Arkansas, United States
Introduction	I have a sense of humor like no other. I love Little Debbie snack cakes. I have over 25 tattoos. "Esquire" is my maiden name. I think "Pootie Tang" should have been nominated for an Oscar. I am un-employed. I go to SEARK college, pursuing a degree in Nursing (Man-Nursing to be exact). The Chicago Cubs are the best team in baseball. I write children's books in my spare time (but you wouldn't want your kids to read them). I pick on people too much. I think Italians are cool. I try to put -izzle on the end of every word I say. I'm a part-time gynocologist-izzle. I've rescued old ladies out of burning houses and I helped deliver a litter of river otters. I was born with a 9 inch long tail. I can SUPER POKE you without the use of a computer. I ate a grasshopper for a Dr. Pepper.......yesterday. I had a sexual experience with the oldest chick in the group Hanson. I put the in lazy. Before Mary, the only long-term relationship I had was with Pamela HANDerson. I am, what Willis was talking about. Have you ever seen Pootie Tang? You will now........
Interests	Basket-weaving, beaver trapping & dolphin flogging
Favorite movies	Anything Mob related
Favorite music	Local music, most rock (classic, hard, metal)