The Girl Next Door

About me

Gender Female
Occupation Goddess
Location Pacific Northwest
Introduction I'm just your average typical single mother of a pre-schooler. I don't work unless you count going to school full-time and raising a very clever little girl a job... I do! Most days I can be found with my head buried in a book or screaming such phrases "What in the world are you doing now?!" while diving across the room to save someone or thing from disaster. I consider that exercise and I don't have much tolerance for stupid people but if you enjoy a good laugh on the topic of just about anything stick around... I promise I only bite softly!
Interests Read me, you will figure it out!
Favorite Music All
Favorite Books Anything with words in it!

Chicken monkey shoes?

Why would a chicken wear monkey shoes?