Curtis Moser

About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Writer
Location Logan, Utah, United States
Introduction I think Carl Barks was the most brilliant storyteller of the century, and his greatest contribution to literature was Uncle Scrooge. I like to eat Chips Ahoy cookies dipped in milk--I can polish off an entire package in one sitting--and I like the chunky milk as a chaser. I think the person who invented the designated hitter should be hung by his armpit hair. I have a low tolerance for stupidity, including my own, but I pretend that it doesn't bother me. I want a tattoo of a quill pen under my wedding band. I've always fancied myself as an amazing lover, but I think the reality is that I'm sadly mediocre. I struggle with narcissism and self-loathing. I don't like to disclose my political leanings because they make me unpopular in my community. I like people with petty vices. I like the smell of my dog when she is wet. I don't smile as much as I used to, but it is more sincere now. If pride is a sin, my children are condemning me to hell. Thanks for stopping by.
Interests Baseball, Reading, Writing; Reading, Writing, Baseball.
Favorite Movies A River Runs Through It, Rear Window, The Sting, Cool Hand Luke, Finding Neverland, The Wizard of Oz.
Favorite Music Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys, George Strait, Green Day, Kings of Leon, Simon & Garfunkel.
Favorite Books The Gold Coast, A River Runs Through It, The Great Gatsby, Bird by Bird, Huck Finn, The Old Man and the Sea, The Long Walk, The Prince of Tides, The Art of Fielding, Tenth of December, American Vampire, yada yada yada.