Meat Ball
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Love-maker, Meater |
| Location | Greeze-Lick, PA |
| Introduction | This is MEAT BALL talkin'. I'm on my way out to pick up some ladies off the streets, so I'm gonna keep this quick. Meat Ball likes getting the ladies in bed and he does what he can do get it done. Meat Ball gives the ladies his all and they know it, too. He falls deeply in love with whatever muff he's staring down, and stays in love for at least ten minutes. WHen he's alone, Meat Ball like whackin' and having some hot Italian food. Meat Ball likes it sopping wet. It gets all over Meat Ball's filthy T-Shirt, but that's just what we all gotta deal with. Meat Ball loves adult film. He watches it by himself. He watches it with his buddies. He watches it with his ladies. Sometimes he blows his load all over his T-Shirt. That's brings us to another point: don't fuck with Meat Ball's T-shirt, you hear? Meat Ball's only got two rules when it comes to making the sweet love: 1) Meat Ball doesn't use his hands. these mitts stay raised up in the hair until I blow my stuff. 2) The T-Shirt stays on! Get it? Good! Alright. That's all for now. See y'all on the streets, Fuckaz! MEEEEEEEEEEAT BAAAAAAAALLLL! |
| Interests | Easy ladies, hairy ladies, wet ladies, thick-azz ladies, prostitutes, getting drunk and high, getting drunk and high and picking up prostitutes, classical music, pizza, blowing loads, vibrators, and of course...PORNO |
| Favorite movies | Hair Force One, The Private Life of Silvia Saint, Apprentass, Cumstains 7, Rocco Invades Poland, Rashoman, The Remains of the Day, The Incredibles, Gaper Maker, T-Girls, MILF and Honey, Naughty Bookworms, Slime Ballin', Asscakes, Robot PIzza Butler, McCabe and Mrs. Miller, Tailgunners, anything with Nina Hartley, Nut Busters |
| Favorite music | Chopin, Curtis Mayfield |
| Favorite books | Vanessa Del Rio: Fifty Years of Slightly Slutty Behavior |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Meat Ball forgot his dollars for Moon Prostitutes. What's Meat Ball gonna do?!