Plunk
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Word. |
| Location | Washington, DC, United States |
| Introduction | Here's what you should know about me: I have an easy laugh, a quick joke and a serious curiosity. I'm hitting that age where boys are supposed to consider becoming men, but I hit that early, which is funny in that I consider myself a late bloomer. Oh well. Here's the upcoming fullness of manhood. |
| Interests | You, me and the bottle makes three tonight. |
| Favorite movies | Deuce Bigalow, Garfield, Garfield does Dallas, Drop Dead Fred, Judge Dredd, Freddy Got Fingered, Catwoman, Ishtar, Batman and Robin, Gigli |
| Favorite music | Debbie Gibson, New Kids on the Block, Pebbles, Thompson Twins, UltraVox, Wham!, Culture Clash, Paula Abdul, Falco, Howard Jones, Richard Marx |
| Favorite books | OJ Simpson's Guide to Gloved Cutlery, Thesis writing for Dummies, How to win the world over, one Nixonian speech at a time by Pat Buchanan, See, I told you I'm Stoned by Rush Limbaugh, |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Because we didn't have a pool. Besides, I was a good swimmer, so my insecurities had to be something else.