Mrs. Ham

About me

Gender Female
Occupation Student/Cardiac Technician
Location California, United States
Introduction I'm a "no longer newlywed" who loves simplicity and struggles with impatience. I am currently working and studying to become an RN and in my spare time dreaming of living somewhere quiet and peaceful, and starting a family with Thomas.
Interests Orthodoxy, Thomas Time, eating cookie/cake/brownie batter, watching bassets wrestle, family and friends, basking in sunshine, pretty yarn, sewing, cooking, flowers, baking, being nice, folding warm clothes, scrapbooking, singing in the car, taking really hot showers, my peds patients, cuddling with bassets, talking to George Michael (My fish), wearing cute aprons, riding my pretty pink bike, sleeping in, shopping at Trader Joes in high heels, painting and the like, reading, being chased by bassets, soft tacos from taco bell, journaling, dreaming about my future hampster Tatonka, and last but not least my love hate relationship with school and dark chocolate!
Favorite Movies Home Videos (You know the ones of me doing funny stuff), Juno, ET, City of God, Amelie, Once, Slapshot, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Beauty and the Beast, The Breakfast Club, Milo and Otis, Hook, Finding Nemo, 16 Candles, Be Kind Rewind, The Princess Bride, Hotel Rwanda, Cool Runnings, Cinderella, Return to Me, The Notebook, The Science of Sleep, Office Space, Eagle vs. Shark, The Darjeling Limited, Napoleon Dynamite, The Phantom of the Opera, Donnie Darko, Minority Report, Nacho Libre, Homeward Bound, and The Life Aquatic...to name a few.
Favorite Music The Arcade Fire, Band of Horses, Beirut, Bing Crosby, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Cake, Cat Power, Cavil at Rest, Coldplay, Damien Rice, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Eikona, Eisley, The Faint, Feist, Franscisco the Man, The Friendly Falcons, Frou Frou, Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova, Gogol Bordello, Hot Hot Heat, Hotel Underground, Imogen Heap, Interpol, Jenny Lewis, Jimmy Eat World, The Mars Volta, Modest Mouse, Nada Surf, The New Pornographers, Norah Jones, Pedro the Lion, Pete Yorn, Pinback, Rilo Kiley, Rooney, The Shins, The Strokes, Sufjan Stevens, Thursday, Weezer, and 13 & God.
Favorite Books A Little Princess, Maccabees, The Scarlet Letter, Complications: A Surgeons Notes on an Imperfect Science, A Lesson Before Dying, and of course any type of Fairy Tale.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

When does this even happen? I mean come on, who writes these things anyway. Last time I checked waffles hit a hot griddle in liquid form, making a "tssss pssssss chhhhh khhhh ossss" sound, not in moist sponge form. Mmmm now I want a waffle.