Clinton

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Arts
Occupation Waiter/Writer
Location Arlington, Texas, United States
Introduction I'm a guy who drinks a lot, writes a blog, lives in Arlington, TX, dresses shabbily, will probably mooch off you, likes horror movies, and wishes he had a lot of money so he didn't so much have to work anymore. Anything else you want to know? Just ask. I am an open book, or at the very least an open beer.
Interests Writing a lot, Watching movies, Baseball, Rocking out to good music, Drinking heavily, or it used to be, Working on that, though. So yeah, that's about it.
Favorite Movies Horror films in general, most of Woody Allen's stuff, the occasional light comedy, the occasional dark drama, anything that's remarkably well written, movies with nudity are always appreciated
Favorite Music The Beatles, Ben Folds, Tom Waits, Rufus Wainwright, The Shins, Bruce Springsteen, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, NoFX, Mates of State, Firey Furnaces, Barenaked Ladies, The Cure, Prince, Joe Tex, Love, Gogol Bordello, The White Stripes, Electric Six, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, The Zombies, We Are Scientists, Moldy Peaches, Peaches, Cobra Killer, Le Tigre, My Bloody Valentine, Tom Jones, Queen, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Reel Big Fish, Nurse With Wound, Rolling Stones, Van Morrison, Warren Zevon, Johnny Cash, George Strait, The Fifth Dimension, and of course Merle Haggard
Favorite Books Microserfs, Kitchen Confidential, Our Man in Havana, Misery, The Fuck-Up, the collected essays of Michael J. Nelson, The Modern Drunkard, Season in Hell

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?

Because raspberries secretly dream of being blueberries and some guy in marketing knew this.