Indeterminacy

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Gender	Male
Industry	Internet
Location	Europe, Slovenia
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	Nickname - Indie. An American living in Europe since the late 1980's.
Interests	Photography, reading, writing, music, film, art, avant garde.
Favorite Movies	El esqueleto de la señora Morales (1959), M - Eine Stadt sucht einen Mörder (1931), This is Spinal Tap (1984), Bowfinger (1999), Being John Malkowich (1999), O Lucky Man! (1973), After Hours (1985), Pull My Daisy (1959), Un chien andalou (1929), Out 1 noli me tangere (1971), Bob Roberts (1992), Jacques Rivette, Woody Allen, Coen Brothers
Favorite Music	Cristina (myspace.com/dollinthebox) Kievan Rus (kievan-rus.com), Gary Wilson (sixpointfour.com), Felix Kubin (felixkubin.com), Velvet Underground, The Residents, The Dream Syndicate, Gustav Mahler, Viktor Ullmann, John Cage, Indeterminacy, Kurt Schwitters, Ursonate
Favorite Books	John Kennedy Toole, Confederacy of Dunces, Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness, Robert Sheckley, The Journey of Joenes, Guillaume Apollinaire, Alfred Kubin, Die andere Seite, Rudolf Arnheim, Eine verkehrte Welt, Jorge Luis Borges, Julio Cortázar, Hermann Hesse, Gustav Meyrink, Kurt Schwitters, Franz Kafka, Kurt Tucholsky, Mark Twain, James Thurber, Sholem Aleichem, Daniel Charms, Edgar Allen Poe, O. Henry, Ring Lardner, German expressionist literature

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Coat the outside of the apple with asbestos. Set the inside of the apple on fire.