The girl-next-door
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Location | Near the water, Southern California |
| Introduction | I'm married, work, and am trying to live peacefully without all the daily bullshit. Life isn't what I expected it to be - but then using Barbie as my role model was a shitty choice. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thanks for the bird. It's nice having something around that squirts out sweet juices.