Gender	Female
Location	Portland, Oregon, United States
Introduction	21 year old female. Portland, OR. One of six roommates. Optimist. Ridiculous. Practical when necessary. Hip hop dancer. Horseback rider. Painter. Guitar Player. Poet. Vegetarian. Dread head. Traveler. Wino. Actress. Ass kisser. Landshark Seawolf.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I wouldn't. That situation sounds pretty desirable.