Parker_P

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Law
Occupation Student
Location New Orleans, La, United States
Introduction In my last life, I think I was an Inuit.
Interests colonial guilt, wanking, agoraphobia, moon tigers, Nagarjuna, existential quandaries, pretentious yuppie douchebags, quantum whiskey, sharks that spit lightning, broke strippers, dung, sexy underwear jellybeans, pointless self destruction, black-hole-boobs at the center of the galaxy, promiscuous crabs, butthole craigs, numinosity, debunking atomic theory, being shitty to people I care about, consumer whores, spontaneously combusting