Louise Beacon

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About me

Industry Education
Occupation Professional Juggler and Child Wrangler
Location Anywhere but here, AB
Introduction I'm odd.
Interests maintaining the Status Quo, tom-foolery, imitating foreign accents (badly), Orff-Schulwerk, Stanislavsky, making an idiot of myself on stage, playing dress-up, making corsets, Victoria Beckham, The Spice Girls Reunion Tour, playing tit-for-tat with my ex-husband (hey he started it), planning my next Trip destination TBD, singing high Fs just to piss people off, the single parents diet (vodka & prozac), tea parties, Harajuku Girls, single parenting (b/c it's so damn easy), sarcasm (apparently), becoming a preachy vegan, doing whatever it takes to finally lose my baby weight, playing Mao, did I already mention sarcasm?, Tart & Vicar Parties, Holding on to my lost Twenties, learning to play the celtic harp, training to run my first 1/2 marathon in 2009, Shito-Ryu Karate, learning to speak Danish, Laban Movement Analysis, escaping to New Zealand by 2013, taking pictures of stuff
Favorite Movies Whalerider, Snow Falling on Cedars, Snowwalker, Tristan & Isolde, Il y a longtemps que je t'aime, Les aimants, Bon cop bad cop, Impromptu, Orlando, Milk, Marie Antoinette, Breakfast at Tiffany's
Favorite Music Muzak and MIDI Karaoke, Lily Allen, John Williams, angry grrl bands, Brit pop, Loreena McKennitt, Suzie LeBlanc, The Ditty Bops, W.A. Mozart, A. Vivaldi, G.F. Handel, L. Beethoven, The Postal Service, Howard Shore, Judy Collins, Sailor, ABBA, Marsheaux, Erasure, Dido, 30's/40's Swing, Zaz
Favorite Books He's Just Not That Into You, The Gashlycrumb Tinies, How to Win Friends and Influence People, Island of the Blue Dolphins, The Happy Prince, The Velveteen Rabbit, The Edible Woman, Vegan Freak, The Outsiders, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane, Multi Dictionnaire de la Langue Francaise, Le grand voyage de Monsieur, MEC and Ikea Catalogues, Eyewitness Travel Guides

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