Alphonze T. Habbernackle

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Occupation	Full time under-achiver
Introduction	Professional jerk and slacker, part time designer of stuff. Enjoyer of skateboards, human movement and automobiles. Listener of heavy metal and haver of long hair. I'm often confused for a lady by old people but actually I'm a man. Some even say I'm handsome! (imagine that!)
Interests	Mostly things that have a high chance of getting me hurt. Sometimes I design things too.