Occupation	Loser
Location	Somewheresville, California, United States
Links	Audio Clip, Wishlist
Introduction	Ow, my life.
Interests	overly peppered food, geek culture (all of it), weird interests and hobbies, crazy tights, fencing, genetic mutations, head bands, cat ears, reading, writing, art, music, movies, Adult Swim lineup, stand up comedy (that was thought to have died off in the 80s), dying my hair, Poetry, sewing, knitting, home making, arts and crafts, costume making, sideburns, awkward moments, awkward silences, random acts of kindness, Russian accents, sleeping, collages, retro things, thrift stores/good will/ dumpster diving/salvation army/swap meets/garage sales (garbage sales)/storage auctions/cheap free cool stuff, pogo sticking, juggling, hula hooping, origami, rare medical conditions, bunnies, animals,cats, unhappy endings, roller derby, tutus, peticoats, victorian things, old things, fake roses, red things, colorful things, loud items of clothing,houndstooth, plaid, vegan Doc Martins, wooden cloggs, big headphones, bright make up, warpaint/face paint,tye dye, polka dots/spots, paisley, stripes, pin stripes, 60s floral print, ticket stubs, DIY SLO, colored light bulbs, weird mannerisms, androgyny, gender bending, masculine women, effeminate men, getting anxiety attacks over akward moments and redundancies, hating PDA and other common things, dressing up, costumes, doing dull normal things in a private comfortable fashion, hairclips, hair accecories, bobby pins, hair pins, barettes, hair ties, wrist watches, spare pens, pocket protectors, Emily Strange, moshing, crowd surfing, stage dives, x-rays, rotery phones, record and cassette players, door beads, vests, vanity mirrors, art deco, eye patches, 3D glasses, black eyes, goggles, weird accessories, short people, long hair, red hair, freckles, glasses, Discordia, Church of SubGenius, table lighters, Converse, TUK, Boots, blouses, fancy dresses, vintage hats, stockings, oil lamps, beards, moustaches,weird physical features that are overall normal, paranormal, painted hub caps, weird talents. I'm more boring then I lead on.
Favorite movies	Movies by Woody Allen, John Hughs movies in the 80s, F.W. Murnau, Fritz Lang, Alejandro Jordorowsky, Wes Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Terry Southern, Charlie Kaufman, early Tim Burton, Coen Brothers, David Cronenberg, David Lynch, Jud Apatow. All The Beatles, Star Trek, Star Wars trilogy, Iniana Jones trilogy, and Monty Python films, early James Bond films, all the old movies of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, band films, The Goodbye Girl, Fantastic Planet, Marty, Barbarella, Ciao! Manhatten, May, The Blues Brothers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Clifford, Three Amigos!, UHF, Sean Lennon's Friendly Fire, I'm Not There, Blow-Up, Factory Girl, Pleasantville, The Jerk, The Graduate, It Happened One Night, The Odd Couple, A Member of the Wedding, Metropolis, Christine, The Wizard of Oz, The Time Machine (1960), Island of The Lost Souls (1933), The Invisible Man (1933), War of The Worlds (1953), Taxi Driver, The Goonies, Zoolander, Little Shop of Horrors, Ghostbusters, Liquid Sky, Phantom of the Paradise, Fight Club, Peggy Sue Got Married, Valley Girl, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Anchorman, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hours and Times, American Graffiti, Harold and Maude, Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment, Rolling Kansas, American Beauty, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, True Stories, Chinatown. I like a lot of weird movies...so many movies...I'm gonna die...
Favorite music	The Beatles, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Wings, Sean Lennon, The Doors, Klaus Nomi, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Amy Winehouse, Roy Orbison, Joan Baez, Johnny Cash, Captain Beefheart, Tiny Tim, Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, The Smiths, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, Brian Eno, Daft Punk, early Genesis, Fleetwood Mac, The Tubes, Dead Kennedys, The Misfits, Black Flag, The White Stripes, Sonic Youth, Nine Inch Nails, Alice Cooper, The Ramones, Queen, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Billy Joel, Elton John in the 70s, The Police, Talking Heads, Cardiacs, The Cure, Joy Division, New Order, Beck, Arlo Guthrie, Woody Guthrie, Joan Jett, The Runaways, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Janis Joplin, MC5, The Zombies, ? and The Mysterians, The Byrds, The Small Faces, X, Bauhaus, Blondie, Gorillaz, The Mamas and The Papas, Nick Cave, The Birthday Party, Jefferson Airplane, B-52s, Neil Young, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Cyndi Lauper, Simon and Garfunkel, Paul Simon, Frank Zappa, Nirvana, Hole, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Donovan, Bob Dylan, The Flaming Lips, Devo, Radiohead, Weird Al, Nina Hagen, Lene Lovich, Bom Bon, Shannon and The Clams, Beach House, Crystal Castles, Pre, Wavves, The Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt, Depeche Mode, Kraftwerk, The Pixies, Frank Black, Muse, The Kinks, Frank Sinatra, Justice, Lou Reed, Nico, The Velvet Underground, Pat Benetar, Patti Smith, The Plasmatics, Stone Temple Piolets, The Beach Boys, The Killers, The Mars Volta, The Mountain Goats, The Smashing Pumpkins, Thom Yorke, Adam Ant, Oingo Boingo, T Rex, The Pretenders, PJ Harvey, Joni Mitchell, Suzi Quatro, Goldfrapp, The Donnas, The Go-Gos, Gossip, Siouxie and The Banshees, Francoise Hardy, France Gall, Serge Gainsbourg, Brigitte Bardot, Marlene Dietrich, Lydia Lunch, Toyah, Cat Power, Bikini Kill, Grace Jones, Ladytron, Yoko Ono, Suicide, Can, Divine, Juliette Greco, Art Brut, Patsy Cline, Los Saicos, Vitalic, and a shit ton more…it’s easier just to say KCPR
Favorite books	Found Inspiration Moving Forward: White Fluffy Clouds by Brandon Boyd, Jaws by Peter Benchley, To Kill A Mocking Bird by Harper Lee, Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo, The Girl With The Silver Eyes by Willo Davis Roberts, The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Keatley Snyder, The Curse of The Warlock's Tomb by John Bellairs, John Lennon In His Own Write,Falling Up Into Diamonds, The Wizard of Oz by L Frank Baulm, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson, The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo, Robinson Crusoe Daniel Defoe, Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Keasey, 1984 by George Orwell, Animal Farm by George Orwell, Keep The Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell, Lucy by Jamaica Kincaid, Poppy by Avi, Poppy and Rye by Avi, Into The Wild by Jon Krakauer, Strange Deaths by Ian Simmons, The World According To Garp by John Irving, Candide by Voltaire, Scott Pilgrim by Bryan Lee O'Malley, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez, Emily Strange series by Rob Reger and Buzz Parker, anything by Emily Dickinson, Shel Silverstein, Ronald Dahl, Dr. Seuss, Eric Carle, Beatrix Potter, Robert Frost, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, James Joyce, H.G. Wells, William Shakespear, or Stephen King, I also like old childrens books that I loved when I was little, books about bands I like, spell books, cook books, comic books, medical books, nursing books, Grey's Anatomy (no, not the show), text books, books on horroscopes, books on interpretting dreams, weird books, I also like books where it encorporates learning i.e. history, science, assorted religions (eastern religion, western, intern?) ect, I can't really remember any others right now.

You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?

The Led Zeppelin Swan Song Icarus. Then I get stabbed by Brock Samson.