CrankyProf

About me

Gender Female
Industry Education
Occupation Guru
Location Mid-Atlantic State, United States
Introduction I teach English at a small University, and I believe in the value of a liberal arts education. This is why I am cranky. VICIOUSLY sarcastic when provoked, and a wee bit cynical.
Interests Breastfeeding, Child-rearing, volunteering, reading, music, literature, cheesy sci-fi and horror, travel, law enforcement, cynicism, sarcasm, conspiracies...
Favorite Movies The Quiet Man, Braveheart, cheesy "B" movies ont eSciFi Channel, Harold and Kumar, Young Frankenstein, Better Off Dead, zombie movies, Bull Durham
Favorite Music Wicked Tinkers, Saw Doctors, Clannad, cheesy pop, '80's hair metal, c&w, and whatever's playing on Noggin
Favorite Books Inferno, Far From the Madding Crowd, Return of the Native, Wicked, Michael Slade, Stephen King, gossip, pulp horror novels and trashy beach reading.

The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?

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