Carolyn
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | Atlanta, Georgia, Afghanistan |
| Introduction | I represent the dirty, dirty south with the cleanest apartment in the greater Atlanta area. |
| Interests | Eating, food (different than "eating" I hope you understand), reading, theatre, dance, shopping, puppies, L&O SVU, decorating, speaking (nay, living!) in clichés, pondering existence, supporting cell destruction and research, sexual deviancy, despising organized religion, being liberal, drinking alone |
| Favorite movies | Shakespeare in Love, Amelie, Wes Anderson films, Christopher Guest films, films with Will Farrell cameos, Mystic River, crappy remakes of Japanese horror films, American Beauty (what? her name was Carolyn), films with puppies and dance scenes, Napoleon Dynamite, Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous, The Big Lebowski, Magnolia, The Talented Mr. Ripley, The Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Goonies, Love and Sex |
| Favorite music | Gangsta rap. And Billy Joel. |
| Favorite books | Authors: John Iving, John Grishman, Carl Hiaasen, Jane Austen, Graham Greene, Sylvia Plath, Margaret Atwood, Sharon Olds, David Sedaris, Wally Lamb |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
While concerned primarily with how I will feel upon drinking my milkshake, I do hope that the shakes' viscosity lessens the blow.