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Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
use the bow as a one stringed instrument, pluck at the string and warble badly rhyming couplets about famous king and heroes of the area. if captured/ asked, keep plucking the bow and humming to the tone it gives off, as if tuning it. if possible speak in a sing-song manner and ask and answer in riddles; if you never give a straight answer, you never tell a lie