The Lexiphage
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Biotech |
| Occupation | shiftless layabout |
| Location | Newmarket, Ontario, Canada |
| Introduction | I'm a single Dad who lives with his two autistic Smurfs in a spacious den underneath an overpass. I use this site to excercise my obsessive need to write whilst I wait for my book(s) to be published. I spend much of my time warping my kids' minds and haranguing the government. |
| Interests | Physics, Religion, Camping, Kids, Cooking, Politics, Reading, Writing, Art, Paintball, Science, Technology, Futurism, telling people off, Caffeine, and pretending I'm smarter than I really am. |
| Favorite Movies | Death to Smoochy, The Usual Suspects, The Ladykillers, Spaceballs, Tremours, The Fifth Element, The Matrix, Batman Begins, Mom and Dad Save the World, Bubba Ho-tep |
| Favorite Music | Classic Rock, not-so-classic rock, banging two rocks together |
| Favorite Books | The Princess Bride, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Journey to the Centre of the Earth, the Lord of the Rings, the Bible, A Brief History of Time, A Human Number |
If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
Mud they can sell in a craft store for a bloody fortune.