balanced a.f.
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | The South, United States |
| Introduction | Author, Illustrator, Artist, Poet & Plumber Extraordinaire. Just kidding. Actually a run-of-the-mill husband, father, grandfather and Jack-of-Some-Trades who makes shit up based on real life experiences, and other witless miscellany. |
| Interests | Stupid humor, dolls, horror novels, clowns, things that make you cringe, woodworking mishaps, going into the basement, making my wife laugh so hard she pees. Oh, and mannequins. |
| Favorite movies | Last House on the Left, The Evil Dead, I Spit on Your Grave, Night of the Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre- the first and one and only |
| Favorite music | Almost anything, but stuck in Alice in Chains, Stabbing Westward, STP, Pearl Jam, Temple of the Dog, Oasis, Live, Pink Floyd, Tool, Neil Young, Soundgarden and Elton John fan since I was about 12 years old |
| Favorite books | Anything horror/thriller/suspense. The grittier the better |