balanced a.f.

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About me

Gender Male
Location The South, United States
Introduction Author, Illustrator, Artist, Poet & Plumber Extraordinaire. Just kidding. Actually a run-of-the-mill husband, father, grandfather and Jack-of-Some-Trades who makes shit up based on real life experiences, and other witless miscellany.
Interests Stupid humor, dolls, horror novels, clowns, things that make you cringe, woodworking mishaps, going into the basement, making my wife laugh so hard she pees. Oh, and mannequins.
Favorite Movies Last House on the Left, The Evil Dead, I Spit on Your Grave, Night of the Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre- the first and one and only
Favorite Music Almost anything, but stuck in Alice in Chains, Stabbing Westward, STP, Pearl Jam, Temple of the Dog, Oasis, Live, Pink Floyd, Tool, Neil Young, Soundgarden and Elton John fan since I was about 12 years old
Favorite Books Anything horror/thriller/suspense. The grittier the better