The CDP.
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | I write stories for you. |
| Location | Madison, Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | I'm 34 and I can't swim. |
| Interests | My Wife, Pop Culture, Humor, Music, Nostalgia. |
| Favorite Movies | The Ones I Wrote |
| Favorite Music | The Ones I Wrote |
| Favorite Books | The Ones I Wrote |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Splisht!