The Man
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Telecommunications |
| Occupation | CEO |
| Location | PBRville, all day every day, South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands |
| Introduction | HOLD MY PINK FUR DERBY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK |
| Interests | Playing golf, reading and writing, Chess, Tennis, making fun of dumb people, making fun of you, pinching my own nipples while shopping for groceries. Pinching your nipples while I think about groceries. Pinching groceries. |
| Favorite Movies | Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Caddy Shack, The Godfather, Blues Brothers, Donnie Darko, Lord of the Rings, Shaving Ryan's Privates - edit: Eddie Murphy's Dolemite |
| Favorite Music | TOOL, Jethro Tull |
| Favorite Books | Confederacy of Dunces, Demain, Call of the Wild, Animal Farm, Factotum, The Big Sleep, House of Leaves, Siddartha, The Stranger, Call of the Wild |
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
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