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About me

Industry Automotive
Occupation Office coffee hoarder at a car dealership, soon to be Literature Student and soon-not-to-be sales advisor in a high end women's clothing chain which will remain unnamed for (probably) legal reasons
Location Harrogate, Yorkshire
Introduction I thought I'd have a go at SERIOUS BLOGGING which is fairly pointless as I don't lead a very interesting life. I'm a 19 year old English, Politics & Communication student from Leeds and currently residing in Liverpool. I don't have a clue what to do with my life except I'd really like to be a correspondent for a breakfast TV show, so I can stand outside 10 Downing Street at 5am in a brightly coloured coat, freezing my tits off and shouting about the economy. I told my boss this and she said "Oh my god, you're going to be like Bridget Jones for Sit Up Britain!". She's probably right. If I don't get to be a news correspondent I'd be happy to be a full-time English teacher, part-time cat lady.
Favorite Movies The Breakfast Club, Wayne's World, Almost Famous, Hard Candy, Pretty in Pink, Amelie, Ghost, St Elmo's Fire, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Zoolander, About Last Night, Annie Hall, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Manhattan, Control, Vicki Cristina Barcelona, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Favorite Music Belle & Sebastian, Manic Street Preachers, Fujiya & Miyagi, The Long Blondes, Green Day, The Kabeedies, mclusky, Willy Mason, Japanese Voyeurs, The Cure, Arctic Monkeys, Rilo Kiley, PJ Harvey, The Jesus & Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Lush, Suede, The Decemberists, Lana Del Rey, Camera Obscura, Pulp, Tame Impala, Stevie Jackson, Regina Spektor, God Help The Girl, Morrissey, The Smiths, The Cribs, Blood Red Shoes, Adam Green, Kimya Dawson, The Moldy Peaches, Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros, The Horrors, Lightspeed Champion, Animal Collective, Primal Scream, Blur, Ian Brown, Neutral Milk Hotel, Kenickie, The Magnetic Fields, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Grinderman, KISS, The Felice Brothers, Japandroids, Hot Hot Heat, Van Halen, Kubichek!, PJ Harvey

Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:

"The Queen is alright but her husband is a xenophobic moose *moose sound*" x4