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My blogs
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Geek |
| Location | Falls Church, Virginia, United States |
| Introduction | I tend to write what-ever bounces around in my head. Rarely does it make sense. It is often somewhat offensive. Please accept my appology for any sensibilities that I offend. |
| Interests | Cycling, The architecture of Frank Lloyd Wright, Sports Cars, Making the world safe for idiots like me, sarcasm |
| Favorite movies | Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Shaun of the Dead, Napoleon Dynamite, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the 8th Dimension, Lost in Translation |
| Favorite music | I have no idea, but I'm relatively sure it will offend you. |
| Favorite books | The Bible, Science and Health, Flatland, Green Eggs and Ham |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
I've been wanting a chicken shaped motor oil dispenser for years! It goes really well with the Pig shaped car battery cozy that you sent last year.