bipedalistest

My blogs

Location	Minneapolis
Introduction	This is a no-kill garment rescue. Contributions welcome, please include picture and location.
Interests	Malarky
Favorite Movies	The Brave Little Toaster, Grumpy Old Men, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Favorite Books	How to Avoid Awkward Situations in Group Settings by Thinking Before Speaking for Dummies

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

I want my fishing rod fixed.